Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Ani Difranco, Self Evident

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Ani Difranco, Self Evident


Here's a toast to the insurgents in Iraq. Keep 'em bombing!

Sadly, again and again the imperialists prove the only language they understand is violence.

In keeping with the realignment described this video is cheerleading the Third World proletarian revolutionaries. MIM is correct that we can and do attract people without watering down the Maoist message. Your Minister has explained her tactical machinations.

The Chair has made clear that we must target both lumpen and literate. The Art Ministry's videos are definitely the best way to reach the lumpen. Likewise, textual references and links from those videos are intended to ramp up the élite Maoists for the hidden struggles.

To that end all future videos will include bilingual subtitles in French and English. Syria and Lebanon both have lots of French speakers as do Algeria, Tunisia and Marocco. If anyone has good russian slogans to include in the videos send them in. Russian is still spoken throughout eastern europe.

Your Minister does not list the amount of traffic her videos get because it's not needed. Your Minister has a goal of pushing to get MIM one million readers per month.

This video, self evident, is the longest single video the Art Ministry has done so far. Either more music videos or eventually an interactive film. It's a question of priorities.

Notes on Cryptograhy:

Your Minister has long made veiled references to cryptogaraphy. MIM publicly relies on PGP. However PGP is likely "backdoored" with a secret key to let the NSA read all the pgp even without massive parallel brute force attacks. It is vital that we understand that the anglo american imperialists know that a big part of their victories against the German and Japanese imperialists in the 1940s was due to cryptography -- the anglo imperialists broke the ciphers of the axis. Cryptists are also referred to the history of the red orchestra -- die rote Kapelle -- to see an example of our strategic confidence in the proletariat. The enemy can have unbreakable sigint and big fucking deal. We simply have better human intelligence (humint) and we know it and are perfectly okay saying so to demonstrate just how certain we are.

Being said, we do communicate securely, when necessary: To that end Your Minister describes some secure forms of communication MIM may or may not have used or be using in the past present or future:

1) Steganography: Steganography is a type of hidden communication. We make a video, and in the sound track or video track we include our hidden text disguised for example as static noise or as a shading discoloration. Good luck sorting through the 50 odd videos NSA because more are coming.

2) One time pads: One time pads are about the only truly secure cipher technology but as the name suggest they are a one-use weapon. Go google one time pads. They're basically unbreakable.

3) Frequency attacks: A frequency attack takes ciphertext and tries to decipher it based on the occurrences of vowels and consonants in the target text. You may know the game 'the wheel of fortune'. In that game it is common to choose D S T R M L N as letters because these occur frequently in english. K is a frequent letter in other Germanic languages. Q is a frequent letter in latin languages. MIM denies the enemy the chance to make a frequency attack by mixing up languages and spellings.

4) Code books: A cipher takes a text and substitutes letters or numbers for the source text. A code is not a cipher and a cipher is not a code. A code is a table of meanings like a dictionary for example

HOMER = FBI
JANE = MIM
EAT = TELL
RED = GO
WTO = AWAY

So the code text
JANE EAT HOMER RED WTO
says
MIM tells FBI to go away.

That same code enciphered on a substitution cipher

ABCDEFGHI
123456789
J K L M N O P Q R
102030405060708090
S T U V W X Y Z
100200300400500600700800900

JANE (fbi)
101505 et cetera

So by enciphering a code and then putting it into steganography we basically get something that is as secure as anything that the enemy is transmitting to their boomers (which is slang for SSBN -- nuclear armed submarines).

Get it FBI? You're completely outclassed. Give up.

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