creative writing: my summer vacation

I’m just dying to tell you all about my trip. I would hate to fool anyone. See, I had to visit my Family. And I know how much the PhEDS loveTraditional Family Values! S.o. I am sure you will all understand I just had to take that great Mediterranean carrier ALITALIA! :D The prices were to die for! A real deal!
But -- surprise! I found out what ALITALIA really stands for -- “A.lways l.a.te .in t.ake-oFF A.ND l.ate i.n ar.Rival!”
What a bitch that trip was! All I can say is, Never Again!

It must be Nice to have an s.o., really. I would like that. But I have to be up Front about Things.
Here endeth the lesson.

Back to the videos; poetry will happen too. Prisoner poetry is the prison ministry’s responsibility -- right?

p.s. pheds –how do you like my proxies? :D I wonder where I really am? Oh wait, no I don't! That's YOUR job secret agent man!
And thanks to my hacker frenz <3