Good Morning

Good morning officer! Well, why you are wondering if I have a gun? That's capitalism. You officer can blame capitalism on all those handguns you face every day. Why am I terrified of you? Why you want that -- don't you? Even if you don't I am fully aware you can shoot me dead and no one will do anything about that if it was because I'm black and poor? More capitalism. See, unlike some I knew, I am *very* good at *not* getting shot. So please, the next time the neighbor complains, just pretend to say hi and we'll both pretend not to be terrified. And now you know why I'm so much different in person than on the little screen. Guess what, I'm not acting. I'm that afraid of you fuckers. But I also haven't anything left to lose. Suicide by cop? Lucky for you I'm not suicidal.

We've gotta stop meeting like this. What would your wife think!?