I'm in ur base, killing ur d00dz. [CULTURAL REVIEW: WALMART vs. KKKMART]
Hey Ph3Ds!
I'm in ur base, killing ur d00dz.
And when I say killing I mean keeping you from killing them. I'm just that twisted.
CULTURAL REVIEW: WALMART vs. KKKMART
This is the flipside of StabBucks. These are the people that tr0tskyite lusers think are somehow "oppressed". Okay, here goes.
1) We walk in the store. Some old dude/dudette greets us. Of course, he's really there to watch out for boosters. But wait a minute. That dude/tte is OLD. That dude/tte is living on social security. Does the WalMart greeter job look like a form of corporate welfare for poor white trash loyal to the imperialist system to you? To me it does. Anyway, greets d00d, scusa i gotta check out ur base!
2) The second main site: 40 inch LCD display blasting WalMart propaganda. Always God and Country. Always! The walmart propaganda machine gets credit good visuals, stayed on message, the walton family is an interesting little mafia. Of course we know they don't really believe this god and country bullshit, they are international capitalists. But since when does truth have anything to do with an effective propaganda machine? When it's MIM that's when.
3) Okay let's check out the goods. Seriously, we've escaped the two hypnotic effects.
Holy fucking shit this is pig paradise! 3 notebooks for a dollar?!? Ditto the cheap chocolate! Shoes for like 15 bucks? WTF! Anything and everything you could want and really really fucking cheap! Why bother stealing it!?!?
But I specially want to direct your attention to the toy section. You can get lots of nazi toys. I'm not joking. Seems our god and country volk know their own.
A brief comparison to KKKMart: KKKmart has it's own cheap restaurant (seriously cheap!) You could get away with not tipping there and the food is cheap. WallyHell doesn't have that they outsource the restaurant. However KKKmart doesn't have the 40 inch lcd televisions. Their are a couple electronic goods each does not have. WallyHell has more phones and electronics, generally, but KKKmart had a couple of specialty items. UR minister got a nice shadow treatment in KKKMart looking for boosters unlike in WallyHell -- boosters, it's ALWAYS low prices! Since I don't boost it was just hilarious listening to the frantic calls for "JIM" to do a code (who cares it aint the NSA).
All in all the experiences were good. KKKmart has a much nicer lunch counter. Wally hell has more and cheaper goods. KKKmart has GUNS, Wally hell doesn't. Wally has nazi toys KKKMart doesn't. So there is some difference but not too much.
Both are paradise for amerikans. God and KKKountry are pitched constantly. The goods are so cheap because they are made by sweatshop labor in the Third World. These cheap goods are all funnelled straight to the american "lower" class. These places aren't too lumpen so there is one level lower. But even among the lumpen "God" is a big idea since the lumpen are totally fucked and need some hope for a better future. That's why religion is fake it tells us things will get better after we die - but they won't.
END CULTURAL REVIEW
Yeah, the democrats are the republican's bitch. What a surprise. But the greens as an alternative? Please, the german greens supported the iraq war.
Unless MIMers are in jail or dead the PhEDs strikes were not too hard. P.S. feds, who is it that let's you get backchannel information? Oh yeah. Good point. When imperialists walk out on a limb like iraq and come back home limbless is that MIM's fault for pointing it out? They should be grateful we're not trying to saw the limb off.
The Art Ministry is currently doing covert work. If MIM wants vids MIM is gonna have to say that.
I'm in ur base, killing ur d00dz.
And when I say killing I mean keeping you from killing them. I'm just that twisted.
CULTURAL REVIEW: WALMART vs. KKKMART
This is the flipside of StabBucks. These are the people that tr0tskyite lusers think are somehow "oppressed". Okay, here goes.
1) We walk in the store. Some old dude/dudette greets us. Of course, he's really there to watch out for boosters. But wait a minute. That dude/tte is OLD. That dude/tte is living on social security. Does the WalMart greeter job look like a form of corporate welfare for poor white trash loyal to the imperialist system to you? To me it does. Anyway, greets d00d, scusa i gotta check out ur base!
2) The second main site: 40 inch LCD display blasting WalMart propaganda. Always God and Country. Always! The walmart propaganda machine gets credit good visuals, stayed on message, the walton family is an interesting little mafia. Of course we know they don't really believe this god and country bullshit, they are international capitalists. But since when does truth have anything to do with an effective propaganda machine? When it's MIM that's when.
3) Okay let's check out the goods. Seriously, we've escaped the two hypnotic effects.
Holy fucking shit this is pig paradise! 3 notebooks for a dollar?!? Ditto the cheap chocolate! Shoes for like 15 bucks? WTF! Anything and everything you could want and really really fucking cheap! Why bother stealing it!?!?
But I specially want to direct your attention to the toy section. You can get lots of nazi toys. I'm not joking. Seems our god and country volk know their own.
A brief comparison to KKKMart: KKKmart has it's own cheap restaurant (seriously cheap!) You could get away with not tipping there and the food is cheap. WallyHell doesn't have that they outsource the restaurant. However KKKmart doesn't have the 40 inch lcd televisions. Their are a couple electronic goods each does not have. WallyHell has more phones and electronics, generally, but KKKmart had a couple of specialty items. UR minister got a nice shadow treatment in KKKMart looking for boosters unlike in WallyHell -- boosters, it's ALWAYS low prices! Since I don't boost it was just hilarious listening to the frantic calls for "JIM" to do a code (who cares it aint the NSA).
All in all the experiences were good. KKKmart has a much nicer lunch counter. Wally hell has more and cheaper goods. KKKmart has GUNS, Wally hell doesn't. Wally has nazi toys KKKMart doesn't. So there is some difference but not too much.
Both are paradise for amerikans. God and KKKountry are pitched constantly. The goods are so cheap because they are made by sweatshop labor in the Third World. These cheap goods are all funnelled straight to the american "lower" class. These places aren't too lumpen so there is one level lower. But even among the lumpen "God" is a big idea since the lumpen are totally fucked and need some hope for a better future. That's why religion is fake it tells us things will get better after we die - but they won't.
END CULTURAL REVIEW
Yeah, the democrats are the republican's bitch. What a surprise. But the greens as an alternative? Please, the german greens supported the iraq war.
Unless MIMers are in jail or dead the PhEDs strikes were not too hard. P.S. feds, who is it that let's you get backchannel information? Oh yeah. Good point. When imperialists walk out on a limb like iraq and come back home limbless is that MIM's fault for pointing it out? They should be grateful we're not trying to saw the limb off.
The Art Ministry is currently doing covert work. If MIM wants vids MIM is gonna have to say that.
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