Tuesday, October 14, 2008

FOOD NOT BOMBS IN REAL LIFE: GOES BOTH WAYS.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnews/20081014/ts_usnews/newarmymanualshowcasessofterside

The Maoist Internationalist Art Ministry fully expects that the U.$. Army will be more aware of the costs of imperialism in the form of limbless kids. So we can expect the imperialist military, despite it's labor aristocracy base, to lead the imperialists in the direction of soft exploitation. This document is intended to give the imperialists protips about how to keep from coming home in boxes and without their limbs.

First, the MIM is not in any way controlling or directing the Third World's Army. We might give the Third World ideas but that's really it. You're welcome to continue wasting resources probing and harrassing MIM for non existent information, non existent links, something to justify your next promotion. Just don't expect that to lead anywhere. We already learned the lessons from the last counterinsurgency the imperialists lost, unlike the imperialists.

The imperialists answer to the last lost counterinsurgency was to clamp down on news (embedded reporters, censorship) and to insist only on fighting wars with popular approval. Well, guess what, the war in Iraq has no public approval. Moreover, those tricks of censorship didn't do anything to lessen your death-and-might-as-well-be-dead rates. Yep, fewer imperialists die in Iraq than in Vietnam but only because a lot more imperialists are coming back from Iraq with brain damage, no limbs, deaf and scarred for life physically and mentally.

This is the reality: The only sector of imperialism with a concrete interest in peace is the military, which also just happens to be the only sector that is at all altruisitic. When the MIM Art Ministry says the imperialist pigs don't deserve the sacrifices of their loyal stupid armies that's what it means. The pigs in the imperialist center ONLY care about the trough, not any of the higher values of patriotism (in the sense of love of one's own country, not in the sense of hatred of other's), AmeriCanism (liberty, freedom, justice -- those values the pigs offed back in reconstruction) self sacrifice etc. Nope, all the pigs in ameriKKKa want is MOAR MOAR MOAR

And who gives a damn if some cog in the machine loses his foot, his leg, his arm her mind?

So Imperialist Militarists: Willing to take some protips in winding down the insurgency? Great! MIM noticed your new manual on "soft war". Okay, now let's get something straight:
You don't want to die.
We don't want to die.
You're probably willing to die, even though the people you'd do that for don't deserve it.
We're definitely willing to die. Go right ahead, take out mousnonya it won't change anything.

Now, just because you and we are willing to drop dead trying doesn't mean we actually have to go out and keep doing that. In fact, we're fairly sure you're figuring out going out and actually doing that HASN'T made things better and even has only made them Worse. Sucks. Not our fault. This is definitely an "away" game.

So, you don't WANT to die? Right. Well, we actually don't mind doing that. We're sort of indifferent. However, since we sort of have some unity about that whole dying thing let's sort of back away from the triggers detonators knives and cameras.

Your soft exploitation document makes the brilliant equation that "ending poverty in the Third World reduces the risk of terrorism". YOU imperialist militarist are WAY ahead of the game in comparison with your pig masters back in Washington & the heartlessland. Why do you love pigs? I mean, you have to figure it out eventually so when you are willing to tell us, yeah, they ARE pigs and not your moral equals we can go into that whole "Wasting your love on the wrong people" thang.

Ok, so the Military is looking at working with NGOs however possible to end poverty. Since the military is actually on the ground MIM' Art Minister, for whatever it is worth, says "give them a chance this time". Let the NGOs go out and risk their necks. So long as you don't set up NGOs for ambush to generate a nasty incident MIM Art Minsitry won't target your operations. We trust the NGO's on the ground to know what's worth risking to get food out for and what isn't.

Likewise, we will ask our Saudi friends to consider altering oil prices & production schedules based on U.S. airdrop of MREs to the peasants in Iraq and Afghanistan. Amerika has plenty of food. Amerika doesn't have much oil. Zakat is as Zakat does.

Part of your problem is cultural. You Imperialists are seen as exporting a whore and war culture to people who don't really want to be your whores. Well, MIM hasn't been directly pointing out the whore culture is the reality in the imperialist countries in an attempt to capture the 1% of amerikunts with some radical tendencies. Just like we haven't painted you as whoremongers, too vividly, trying to get everyone to stop killing each other -- we could crank up the burka porn or the burka bombing. We don't *want* to do any of that. We just say it all clearly

MIM doesn't need first world style democracy as a goal. We always have emphasized survival rights over any other rights. Nation building is just code for setting up one lackey to knock down another. We don't want that.

The peace corps is already exposed throughout the world as a CIA front anyway. You might as well use them, or simply soldiers out of uniform for aid work. The particulars of uniformed and uninformed aid work are the call of the people on the ground - the military, mostly, but also the ngos. We just want to make clear what's desirable, what's acceptable, and what's not such a big deal as you might think. To say again, over:
1) Drop food, not bombs.
2) No set ups of "incidents".
3) No double crossing. All those lackeys you set up to knock each other down have figured your game out. Your only chance is to treat them all with an even hand or they will just send more of your friends and relatives home in boxes without legs.
4) Democratization and nation building are just not that big a deal.
5) Respect of local culture means not trying to impose the whore and war culture thanks to CIA pseudofeminist shills like Gloria Steinem.
You don't have to do anything for or against the local culture or it's political system from our perspective. The formula is:
Economic development in the Third World makes terrorism pointless.
We will ask our contacts for restraint provided you act in ways that deserve that.

Finally, thanks to you disrupting our communications these statements are only binding on and reflection of the Art Ministry's views. If the MIM Chair or CC decide to countermand these views that's life. Nothing I can do about that. There are limits.

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